Tuesday, March 25, 2008
First off, let me make it clear that I don't consider bears our enemy, but rather an honored foe. Nothing is more glorious than dying while engaging a bear in a fist-fight. You know that your probably not going to win, but on the off-chance that you do, your pretty much the most awesome guy in the history of man. What Randy was concerned about is the Sting-Ray, because evidently, some new person got killed by one the other day.
This got me to thinking. I have always considered the shark to be our biggest underwater enemy, but it's possible that there is some sort of sting-ray rebellion happening there in the briny deep. Or, inasmuch as sting-rays are concerned, the briny shallows. I will need to see more evidence of rebellion before I put sting-rays on my watch list. Right now they are just on my radar. If there are substantially more attacks resulting in human death, they will go on the big board, and sting-rays, you don't want that.
I would also like to congratulate Randy for doing the correct thing in alerting me. The only person who is better suited to determine overall animal hostility towards humans is my friend, The Sweed, and he doesn't have a blog. I have spent many hours contemplating the impact of an animal insurrection, and am therefore qualified to keep the general public advised of potential danger. "Meerkat Manor" may be something you watch for fun and entertainment with the family, but for me it's basically surveillance. Animal Kingdom, you would do well to remember that.
Good Night Now!
Monday, March 17, 2008
Sunday, March 16, 2008
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
So, in an earlier post I mentioned that White House Press Secretary Dana Perino is pretty hot. This video proves my point decisively. Never has my heart been so aflutter listening to someone answer questions about whether or not the Vice President is a member of the executive branch or not. More truthfully, my heart has never been aflutter listening to anyone discuss what branch the Vice President belongs too. Whatever. Dana Perino is purty, and that's the whole point.
Also, I think this is going to be the last video I post for a little bit. I don't want my blog turning into me posting every video that I find. I do this so I can write and get better at writing, to hopefully entertain a little bit, and to get chicks. Embedding Youtube videos isn't really a suitable way to hypnotize the ladies with my obvious charm, and thus I am going to slow it down and let the sweet white chocolate that is Me permeate my posts a little more. Good day.
Improv Everywhere has once again caught my attention with this video. I posted one of their videos a few weeks ago in which a couple hundred of their "agents" all just froze in place at Grand Central Station, and while this one isn't quite as big, it's still pretty cool.
This will likely be the last time you ever see me say "enjoy this musical", so enjoy this musical.