tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8478497792016191976.post4462523276029445773..comments2023-06-10T07:59:21.535-07:00Comments on The Wide World of Timbo: Machinegunnery and stick-fighting.Timbohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16003074567212772158noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8478497792016191976.post-90340720470005470692008-06-01T16:18:00.000-07:002008-06-01T16:18:00.000-07:00Hey Timbo,Check us out...http://utahpolitesociety....Hey Timbo,<BR/><BR/>Check us out...<BR/><BR/>http://utahpolitesociety.blogspot.com/Dan Hoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02197879050814269064noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8478497792016191976.post-81926871809295853422008-04-28T10:38:00.000-07:002008-04-28T10:38:00.000-07:00Be it known that after Timbo made his final "coke"...Be it known that after Timbo made his final "coke" comment to USBW , she replied as follows:<BR/><BR/>USBW: Where's a stick, I'm gonna crack you on your legs...<BR/><BR/>AT: (Impersonating Timbo) "Ow if I were a cow that would have been my elbow!<BR/><BR/>Timbo: Tee heee heee (uncontrolled laughter so infectious that bystanders started to giggle)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8478497792016191976.post-87404597555956338422008-04-19T07:58:00.000-07:002008-04-19T07:58:00.000-07:00I have it on good authority that the USB deserved ...I have it on good authority that the USB deserved the caning and was lucky that a knife was not laying around to cut his Achilles tendon. And yes, it was an American red white and blue tree.<BR/>Ooo rah!<BR/>USBWSAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8478497792016191976.post-25554512632111339672008-04-15T17:37:00.000-07:002008-04-15T17:37:00.000-07:00"I don't care who you are, that's funny right ther..."I don't care who you are, that's funny right there."<BR/><BR/>240B fun to shoot. Not so fun to carry.J.R.Shirleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08498164179579546593noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8478497792016191976.post-27441347151516929752008-04-06T11:34:00.000-07:002008-04-06T11:34:00.000-07:00Timbo-It's an honor being included in the wide wor...Timbo-<BR/><BR/>It's an honor being included in the wide world of killer dolphins and death metal dogs, but lest your readers summon wrong conclusions about me, in my defense, here is a point of clarification:<BR/><BR/>While "crack" is perhaps an adequate description of the impact, "stick" itself greatly minimizes the weaponry used. This "stick" was not an ordinary stick, rather it was about 4 feet long, pool-cue straight and devoid of any drag-inducing branches, extremely strong and hard, yet light and uniformly about 3/8" thick, possessing the whip-like action of a car antenna. Viewing 1970s era Thai caning videos (google Thailand caning) may well give readers a full appreciation of the weaponry used as well as the sound effects. Readers should further note this practice has been long since banned in Thailand, if not all other c-man countries. The "stick" came from no tree in North America that I am aware of. It is almost as if she willed it into existence and then picked it up off the ground of the backalleys of Loveland. As your readers will no-doubt conclude, a mere public spanking was thus a justifiable retaliatory response to this random act.<BR/><BR/>The USBW admitted to me privately that after firing the M240 machine gun, she wouldn't mind having one, and has inquired as to how much they cost.<BR/><BR/>Thanks for the visual tour and unknown history of the eastern plains of Colorado.<BR/><BR/>USBAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com