Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Once again, England Sucks.

Why do the English have to ruin everything? Why can't they come up with their own stuff as opposed to taking our music and bastardizing it beyond recognition? It's not that there haven't been some incredible bands from England (Led Zepplin, anyone?), but some of the most horrific crap in the history of horrific crap has come from England too. Wham! comes to mind. Also, it's worth mentioning that I am still bitter that Jethro Tull beat Metallica for best heavy metal album of the year at the 1989 Grammy awards.

With all that being said, here is a little slice of horrible. I found this on Neatorama, and the contributor there seemed to think this was awesome. He or she couldn't be more wrong, and as a result he or she should not be allowed to listen to music for a month. Hit play and start weeping, music fan...:



Edit to add: I felt so bad for subjecting all of you to this trainwreck that I thought I would post the real deal, just so you can hear what a good song this really is. If you haven't ripped your ears off of your head, sooth yourself with one of the best bands ever...

3 comments:

J.R.Shirley said...

Jethro Tull?! For the love of all that's holy...

J.R.Shirley said...

...Dude. I just watched that, and it pretty much sucked worse than anything has ever sucked before. I think it's time for another war, one in which we kick England's ass for once, instead of them getting tired of fighting or being scared off by the {RUUUUPPPPPP!} French.

Anonymous said...

Oh, great googly-moogly. I couldn't even make it all the way through the first verse of that. It was terrible.